Where did the hockey player get all his money?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What bird is always sad?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?