Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What's the friendliest pen?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What do you call octopus twins?

How do you make a bear really angry?