What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call a sad latte?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
When do astronauts eat?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
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