Why was the dog overweight?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What game does chlorine never lose?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?