What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

It's allergy season again?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?