Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?