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Why are fish such good architects?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What is the strongest animal?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?