What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
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Where do frogs keep their money?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How do you make antifreeze?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
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