What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
What do you call a singing rodent?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
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