What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What tree has the most bark?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
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