Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Families are like fudge.

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?