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Why was the snake coughing so much?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?