What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

How does dinner smell?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?