Why don't ostriches fly ?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

When should you start writing a book?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?