What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What did March say to the madness?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What animal has 20/20 vision?