How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do teachers do during summer break?
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