How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
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