What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What shape is bad at driving?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?