What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What does the sun drink out of?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What nationality are most fish?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?