Where do termites go camping?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?