What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why are turtles so shy?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do chefs do in their spare time?