What animal likes to party the most?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What makes music in your hair?