What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do moms make good vintners?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What kind of bird can write?
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