What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
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