How long will dinner be?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?