Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do you call two birds in love?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What did autumn say to summer?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why did the barber win the race?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?