What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?