Where do burgers like to dance?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?