How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
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