How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why don't fish play basketball?
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