What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do nosey peppers do?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?