Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why are goats so funny?

How do you grill cheese?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?