What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Where does breakfast live?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?