What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What did March say to the madness?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?