Which dog belongs in a band?

What fish loves to play in a band?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What car always breaks the rules?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?