What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Who are Frosty's parents?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?