Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

How do you grill cheese?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?