OK, that's enough fish puns.
It's time to scale back.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Which celebrity always frowns?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
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