How does a sidewalk address a question?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why was the bee sad?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Which celebrity became a great detective?

It's allergy season again?