How do you grill cheese?
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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do naked fish play with?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did Pinocchioâ˘ď¸ hate his nose?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why is Peter Pan⢠always flying?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Where does Pigletâ˘ď¸ store all his money?
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