What horn never makes a sound?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?