What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did the snake name his daughter?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What birds make average students?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?