What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?