How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Which subject has two parts?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?