What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Hushpuppies.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
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