How do you arrest a pig?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?