Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What nationality are most fish?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?