What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
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