Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What's the politest month?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

How does a cow do math?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What game do bats excel at?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What did the school bully have for lunch?