Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?