How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the salad say to its dad?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What are you studying in math?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
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