How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
A book just fell on my head.
Where does breakfast live?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
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