How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
How is cat food sold?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's the scariest letter?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
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