What animals make the best students?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Where do mice leave their boats?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What school subject really rocks?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?