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What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

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How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

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What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

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What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

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What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

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What did the octopus use to write his novel?