What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?