← Back to Animals
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Animals

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Squid ink.

More Animals Jokes

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Animals

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Animals

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Trending Jokes

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Animals

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Animals

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Professional

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

You Might Also Like

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Family

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Puns

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Discover More Jokes

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Food & Drinks

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Music

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
People

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!