Why don't ostriches fly ?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why do bees buzz?