What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Can February March?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
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