What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Who invented fractions?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
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