What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
Why was the bunny upset?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
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