What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
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