What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
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Who are Frosty's parents?
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
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