What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What animals make the best students?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What did one plate say to the other?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?