What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?