What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What does winter fat turn into?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
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