What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
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Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
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What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
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What is a mouse's favorite game?
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What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
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What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
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