What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

How long will dinner be?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?