What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why did electricity win the race?