What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
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