What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's the noisiest food?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What fish sings the best?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
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