What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
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