Why did the baby cookie cry?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?