Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?