I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?