Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why are skeletons always hungry?