What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?