What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Where do books sleep?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?