Why are winter days great?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why are stones so good at music?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?