Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?