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What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why is summer always sad?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What day is your mom always right?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

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Where do they produce Christian films?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

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What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?