Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Which state has the best streets?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?