Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What's the friendliest pen?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

We had a discussion about roses.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?