Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What's black and white and red all over?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?