What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?