Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What does a dog say before eating?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.