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Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

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Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why are frogs always happy?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?