Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do cats wear to work?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!