What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?