Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What is another name for a cow?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
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