What do stars celebrate in December?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?