Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?