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What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

How do fleas travel?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What do you call a pig thief?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?