Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why was the math book sad?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?