Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?