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What's the most masculine animal?

How do you get straight A's?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

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What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?