When does a horse talk?
Whinney wants to.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Board Game With A Twist
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
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