When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
When should you start writing a book?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
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