Someone stole my mood ring!

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

We had a discussion about roses.

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What was the detective duck trying to do?