Who won the race between two balls of string?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?