When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What is the emptiest holiday?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
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