When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Which family member has tusks?
Which president loved to take baths?
How does a barber get to work?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
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