Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What makes music in your hair?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What did March say to the madness?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?