When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils.. they dilate.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
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