What do you call the dog magician?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?