How does a polar bear build a house?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What animal likes to party the most?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?