Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a silly hill?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What fairy loves to count?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
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