What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Which dogs love to study science?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why was the dog so popular?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?