Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
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What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why was the bee sad?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
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