Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why was the broom late for school?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Which founding father loves to sing?
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