What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do nosey peppers do?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
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