What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?