Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What animal has the most fun?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Bears love exotic cars.

What animal floats best?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?