Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are winter days great?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a short cow?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
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