What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?