Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What do you call a pig thief?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?