How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What color are all the books in the library?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

How does a sidewalk address a question?