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What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why was the mime upset?

Why is a doctor always calm?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?