What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why was the mime upset?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?