Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Which bug is related to you?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?