What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?