What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Can February March?
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