What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?