What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

How long do chickens work?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What animal loves Indian food?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What's the scariest letter?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?