Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do cats eat for breakfast?