Where do colds go on vacation?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why was the math book sad?

What's the beach's favorite movie?