What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What's E.T. short for?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Where do polar bears vote?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?