What bird is always sad?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?