What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do naked fish play with?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?