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What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?