Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why is the piano so hard to open?