How does a polar bear build a house?
Igloos it together.
What says: oom oom oom?
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
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