How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What tree has the most bark?

Why was the bud so shy?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Which president loved to take baths?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?